I enjoy the outdoors. Paddling on the water instead of walking on it. Oh, it gives the woodland creatures a chance to bask in my aura.
I was a born Prime Minister; the only thing missing at my birth was three wise men. But where would you find three men wiser than me?
You know, I've done so much over my career. I united the country with a truly national debt. I brought in bilingualism so that I could make sure that all Canadians were pissed off in both official languages.
